Once upon a time there was a group of singing ushers ...

...who did a whole lot of standing around...

...but every once in a while...

...they...

...attacked.
(photo credit: mikey hartnett)

(Oh, my darlings! Thank you for giving me a hilarious memory I will never forget! I love you so much! Thank you for waving flashlights in random stranger's faces, clapping far above your head, and kneeling down JUST in time. You're just simply the best.)

To the rest of my readers: Major apologies for not updating but I'll be back very soon!